Alice has been very contradictory as of late. Anything said is an invitation for her to bicker. These days, we are at a two count for infractions before getting ejected from dinner. Alice got her two count for bickering and then continued to bicker about the consequences of being ejected. Arguing with the umpire(s) never goes well, no matter what the combatant thinks.
On the way up stairs, Alice turned and said, “Daddy, you’re a BUTTHEAD!”
Perhaps. Perhaps not, but she’s the one not getting pie.