“Daddy! I have a gift for you!”
I hear this a lot. When Alice says it, she usually has one hand behind her back, hiding something. On most days it’s a school announcement – you know PTO meeting, magazine drive, that kind of thing. The other day, she gave me this:
Well, not quite. I found out that in the SPED classroom, they use funny money to practice buying things and getting change. Alice lifted a fake $20 and handed it over to me. Weird.